The Usual

Me: Aoki, would you like me to make you a sandwich for your lunch?
Aoki: Yes. A sandwich. The usual, please.

Siri

Aoki: Miles, from now on, your name is not Miles. Your new name is Siri.

Hair on My Brain

Got a haircut with bangs. The commentary..Mama, you look weird. Why do you have hair on your brain? Awesome, feeling beautiful right about now .

He Doesn't Look a Thing Like Cheeze-Its

Listening to the song "When You Were Young" by the Killers, with Aoki. She looks at me and says, "he doesn't look a thing like Cheeze-Its? What on earth does that mean, Mama?"

Evil Cheetos

Aoki, after eating a Cheeto.. these are evil!
Steve: why are they evil?
Aoki: because Mama says that when she can't stop eating something delicious!
My work here is done.

Happy Meal Delivery

Aoki: Mama, what if we call the pizza man and trick him? Pretend like I want a pizza but then tell him he has to bring me a Happy Meal instead!

Tricky

Aoki: Papa said I could have Chocolate Whoppers for breakfast.
Me: I don't think so! Not gonna happen.
Aoki: Okay, you're right. He said I could have Starburst!