Evil Cheetos

Aoki, after eating a Cheeto.. these are evil!
Steve: why are they evil?
Aoki: because Mama says that when she can't stop eating something delicious!
My work here is done.

Happy Meal Delivery

Aoki: Mama, what if we call the pizza man and trick him? Pretend like I want a pizza but then tell him he has to bring me a Happy Meal instead!

Tricky

Aoki: Papa said I could have Chocolate Whoppers for breakfast.
Me: I don't think so! Not gonna happen.
Aoki: Okay, you're right. He said I could have Starburst!

Whatevs

My daughter just informed me that if I'm not planning on painting my skin green as part of my witch costume, then I'm not "legit"!!!!

That Dress Makes You Look Fat

Just showed Aoki our wedding album. Her response "Mama, you look fat!"
Thanks, dude.

A No Pee Day!

When I pick Aoki up from school, I ask her to tell me one good thing about her day (more than one if she wants). Today her response was, "it was a good day because I remembered to ask Mr. Whiteman if I could use the potty, and didn't pee on myself!"
That's my girl.

Lots of Quarters

Overheard from the kids' room: "Miles, you are going to be 2 soon. But just for your information, I am 4 and three quarters!"