Tricky

Aoki: Papa said I could have Chocolate Whoppers for breakfast.
Me: I don't think so! Not gonna happen.
Aoki: Okay, you're right. He said I could have Starburst!

Whatevs

My daughter just informed me that if I'm not planning on painting my skin green as part of my witch costume, then I'm not "legit"!!!!

That Dress Makes You Look Fat

Just showed Aoki our wedding album. Her response "Mama, you look fat!"
Thanks, dude.

A No Pee Day!

When I pick Aoki up from school, I ask her to tell me one good thing about her day (more than one if she wants). Today her response was, "it was a good day because I remembered to ask Mr. Whiteman if I could use the potty, and didn't pee on myself!"
That's my girl.

Lots of Quarters

Overheard from the kids' room: "Miles, you are going to be 2 soon. But just for your information, I am 4 and three quarters!"

Mama, the Wino

Me: Where would you like to go for graduation dinner? Aoki: I want dinner at McDonald's! But don't worry, I'll bring some wine for you, Mama.

Sucka!

While eating a vegetarian corn dog (unbeknownst to her)
Aoki: "Mama, this is the best meat I've ever had in my whole life!"