It's a Hard Knock Life!

Me: Aoki, I need you to clean up your mess before you move on to the next project.
Aoki: I love you, Miss Hannigan!

I Pounded That Thing!

"Mama, today can you please make me two waffles? Yesterday you only made me one, and man I pounded that thing!"

Whaaaa?

Half Birthday

Aoki ran into our room at 6:45 this morning, exclaiming "it's my half birthday! Do I get a sundae for breakfast?"

Who told her she gets to celebrate half birthdays?

The Usual

Me: Aoki, would you like me to make you a sandwich for your lunch?
Aoki: Yes. A sandwich. The usual, please.

Siri

Aoki: Miles, from now on, your name is not Miles. Your new name is Siri.

Hair on My Brain

Got a haircut with bangs. The commentary..Mama, you look weird. Why do you have hair on your brain? Awesome, feeling beautiful right about now .

He Doesn't Look a Thing Like Cheeze-Its

Listening to the song "When You Were Young" by the Killers, with Aoki. She looks at me and says, "he doesn't look a thing like Cheeze-Its? What on earth does that mean, Mama?"