Hair on My Brain

Got a haircut with bangs. The commentary..Mama, you look weird. Why do you have hair on your brain? Awesome, feeling beautiful right about now .

He Doesn't Look a Thing Like Cheeze-Its

Listening to the song "When You Were Young" by the Killers, with Aoki. She looks at me and says, "he doesn't look a thing like Cheeze-Its? What on earth does that mean, Mama?"

Evil Cheetos

Aoki, after eating a Cheeto.. these are evil!
Steve: why are they evil?
Aoki: because Mama says that when she can't stop eating something delicious!
My work here is done.

Happy Meal Delivery

Aoki: Mama, what if we call the pizza man and trick him? Pretend like I want a pizza but then tell him he has to bring me a Happy Meal instead!

Tricky

Aoki: Papa said I could have Chocolate Whoppers for breakfast.
Me: I don't think so! Not gonna happen.
Aoki: Okay, you're right. He said I could have Starburst!

Whatevs

My daughter just informed me that if I'm not planning on painting my skin green as part of my witch costume, then I'm not "legit"!!!!

That Dress Makes You Look Fat

Just showed Aoki our wedding album. Her response "Mama, you look fat!"
Thanks, dude.